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from where niggas pull your car, and argue all day about
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La Merda Divina
I just took a gorgeous shit.
The way it writhed and wiggled itself out of my rectum while making those moist crackling sounds was heavenly almost divine one could say.
As I sat there clenching my anus like a mouth that had just sucked on a freshly cut lemon wedge I began to think…
“WOW! Can this possibly get any better?”
And just like that… it did.
Almost immediately it was succeeded by a pair of twin turds that came out as smooth as butter. They dangled on my ass hairs for a moment yet met their demise in a timely manner. Their fall was without revenge, however, as they splashed a bit of water up my anus sending a cold chill up my spine thus giving me a quick shiver. Most divine indeed.
It’s shits like that that make me appreciate and think of how amazing this life is.
-Skid McMarx
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You should never doubt what no one is sure about
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Everything in this room is eatable. In fact even I am eatable, but that is called canabalism my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations.
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well hello there! welcome
