from where niggas pull your car, and argue all day about
Who’s the best MC’s, Biggie, Jay-Z, and Nas
I just took a gorgeous shit.
The way it writhed and wiggled itself out of my rectum while making those moist crackling sounds was heavenly almost divine one could say.
As I sat there clenching my anus like a mouth that had just sucked on a freshly cut lemon wedge I began to think…
“WOW! Can this possibly get any better?”
And just like that… it did.
Almost immediately it was succeeded by a pair of twin turds that came out as smooth as butter. They dangled on my ass hairs for a moment yet met their demise in a timely manner. Their fall was without revenge, however, as they splashed a bit of water up my anus sending a cold chill up my spine thus giving me a quick shiver. Most divine indeed.
It’s shits like that that make me appreciate and think of how amazing this life is.
You should never doubt what no one is sure about
Everything in this room is eatable. In fact even I am eatable, but that is called canabalism my dear children and is frowned upon in most civilizations.
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